Mrs Fridge has been noticing the differences in life between not being with child and now, hugely pregnant. She had a think then put the big ones down in words, summarised them and I then pasted them below.
Well, I say the above but actually, if truth be told, I have plagiarised them from an email sent to me, by equally as pregnant Mrs Barnes at FridgeWorkOffice, but it is more entertaining to say that Mrs Fridge came up with them.
- You get cashiers at the supermarket apologising for the wait because apparently you looked like you were about to give birth in the queue!
- People ask "Are you sure you have only got the one in there!?" (We get this a lot!)
- You have to swing your knickers like a game of hoopla to get them around your first leg then become a contortionist to get your other leg in them.
- You have fantastic boobs which are unfortunately out done by your stomach.
- People smile at you as if you are from another planet.
- You want to strangle your friends/Mr Fridge who discuss there boozy nights out around you. (last Friday to be specific)
- When you have to take you pants off to see what colour they are!
- When you have two options, either paint your toes or breathe!
- When you think your going to sneeze and you cross your legs instead of grabbing a tissue!
- You cant walk past a pushchair without wondering if that's the one you should have bought.
Actually, the last one about the pushchairs is very accurate. We have decided the one, and probably the colour, of the pram pushchair thing we want and spend much of our out-together-time in town constantly looking at other kids hoping the will be as cute or not as ugly or annoying, but especially seeing how other parents are getting on with their prams/chair things. For some reason none come with built in stereos or beer chillers.
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